Wo Zhen De Bu Xiang Dang Di Yi

After multiple reincarnations and many trials, Xu Xiaowen discovered that he has been given the No. 1 Buff. No matter what he sets out to do, he always ended up as the number-one at it, but then he'd drop dead afterwards. So in this life Xu Xiaowen wished to live this life as an ordinary, useless guy, and survive until 80! But then the gods made a joke out of it, by making him an omnipotent being!?

(Source: Tencent, translated)